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This article has been written by Michelle Yau. I found it very funny and
I'm sure
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Michelle writes "Normally all of my
creativity is dedicated to running my jewellery business, Trinity London.
However, in recent months, I've decided to try my hand at sewing,
specifically making teddy bears. Since I only attempted any type of sewing
within the past few months, I have learned many things in the process that I
thought I would share".
- Lesson 1a:
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If you think your cat or dog sheds too much, making a stuffed animal
is not for you.
- Lesson 1b:
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People coming into your house while you are making a teddy bear may
think you have sacrificed your pets as part of a cult ritual when they see
the amount of fur on the floor.
- Lesson 1c:
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If your significant other is not attracted to hairy chests, it's
probably best to wear something over your clothes.
- Lesson 1d:
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Even if you bought the fur there in the first place, the people at the
craft store will look at you strangely if you don't use a lint roller (or
a vacuum... or just burn the clothes and change into something new
entirely) before you make a quick stop at the store to pick up that one
piece you are missing.
- Lesson 1e:
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Expect to find stray pieces of fur in odd places (i.e. - on the light
switch, the curtains, the shower, etc.) as it clings to everything.
- Lesson 2a:
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Slightly furry reversible fleece fabric makes it much easier to see
where you are sewing.
- Lesson 2b:
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Slightly furry reversible fleece fabric is so thick that it will make
your sewing machine buck like a bronco in a rodeo.
- Lesson 2c:
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It is easier to pierce your thumb with the eye of the needle
when attempting hand sewing than it is to pierce two layers of slightly
furry reversible fleece fabric with the sharp point of the needle.
- Lesson 2d:
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When your mother suggests using slightly furry reversible fleece
fabric to make a teddy bear because it reminds her of the fabric used on
bears when she was younger, pretend not to hear her while swiftly walking
away from the slightly furry reversible fleece fabric.
- Lesson 3a:
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If you didn't need to pin the section of fabric you are sewing, but it
is still staying together, it is most likely on a fold and you shouldn't
be sewing there.
- Lesson 3b:
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The person who designed the pattern put those marks on the pattern for
a reason.
- Lesson 3c:
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It takes a lot longer to remove stitches than to sew them in the first
place.
- Lesson 4a:
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When making a jointed teddy bear, if you use plastic safety joints, be
sure they are placed exactly where you want them before attaching the lock
washer.
- Lesson 4b:
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Asking your husband to remove a safety joint after the lock washer has
been attached may result in an unexpected flathead screwdriver injury.
- Lesson 4c:
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It is best not to laugh hysterically at your husband's unexpected
flathead screwdriver injury, as he will probably not find it as humorous
as you.
- Lesson 5:
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If your cat is a bit skittish, she may impale your loved ones with her
claws when she sees you walking into the room with a 2' tall stuffed
grizzly bear.
- Lesson 6:
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If you have a child, take a picture of your completed project before
you show him/her because you may never see it again.
I hope you have learned a little from my lessons... not that I would have
made any of those mistakes myself.
When she is not making disastrous attempts at sewing, Michelle Yau is the
owner of
Trinity London, a jewellery business
specializing in awareness ribbon bracelets, rosary bracelets, and other
handcrafted beaded jewellery.
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